The Sunday Limerick

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The Scented Tweets of a Twit Twitter

There once was a twit fond of Twitter

Who tweeted his life from the shitter

He typed 'pfff' for a fart

and LOL when he laughed

And twice once a day a 'Heil Hitler!'

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The Sunday Limerick #2

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There once was a writer named Shane

Who frequently lied when he came

"I'll get hard again soon

We'll fuck all afternoon

But for now my cocks floppy and lame!"

(by S. Levene)

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There once was a homo called Tristram

Who murdered his boyfriend then missed him

He missed him so much

With sense he lost touch

But at least he escaped from The System!

(My first and last limerick!)*

by Joe M
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*Liar, he'll give us another winning entry next week!

The Sunday Limerick

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King David Copperfield

A biblical king of the Now

Turned magician to empty his bowels

an illusion of sorts

his shit travelled north

and turds became words in his mouth


(by Shane)
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An Anorexic's Limerick?

There was a young lady named Maud,
Who was the most terribly fraud.
She never was able
to eat at the table
but when in the larder, Oh gawd


(by Joe M)
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A friend and occasional commenter said something to me today which reminded me of a long lost passion, and one which was passed on to me by my step-father who recently passed away:  the limerick form of poetry... especially the dirty Limerick. As these are fun and quick little rhymes to invent I thought I'd make it a weekend feature of Bubblegum. From today forth every Sunday will be Limerick Sunday, and if anyone would like to take part and get one ready over the week, please do so. You can mail me entries ad I'll post them along with mine, or send your limericks as a comment on the day and I'll paste them into the post. They don't have to be dirty, or humorous... whatever you like... 

Hope you enjoy, Shane. X

(A Bad Case of Forgetfulness will continue tomorrow... )