At Home with Mrs Spencer


















22 comments:

  1. Hiya Jim...

    yeah that's one of her 1001 household tips.X

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  2. Superb....

    Simply brilliant. A hugely funny way to start the day.

    I have half an email done, but time is scarce...

    J

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  3. Just curious about the kidney on the table... is Mrs Spencer into illegal organ transplantation?

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  4. Hahaha Hilarious..
    Fucking hell .. this sounds awful but it looks like my mother .. the chair, the cross....the massive chest and the velcro trainers.....The cock well. not her colour..:
    .. Fool :)

    God when I see breasts like that I thank fuck that I was always on the small/tiny side... xx

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  5. Shameless!

    He would still be alive today if you had cared a jot.

    And as for that cross in the background...

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  6. Hey John,

    Oh, mail when you can... there's no rush. The cheeseburger on the table is probably a little heads-up to her first child who she miscarried into a Mcdonald's toilet in 1972. Flushed it into history along with the wrapper from a cheesburger (or so the story goes). you'd think that'd turn her off such food, but no, it seems to have given her a fetish for the stuff. X

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  7. Hiya Ruth, I'm not sure if it's the same green armchair that Tristy was so fond of(and masturbate while in too) but it may very well be. Yeah those wrecking ball tits could do some damage... the cheeseburger was gonna end up lodged between them but she trod it into the floor instead. X

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  8. Ahh... now it's clear!

    A cheeseburger and the meaning is obvious. Both kids together on the table.

    I still stand by my thinking it looked like a kidney...

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  9. MR JOE M, MAYBE WHEN YOU'VE BREAST FEED A CHILD FOR FIFTEEN YEARS YOU'LL BE IN A BETTER POSITION TO JUDGE ON PARENTAL LOVE! I DID ALL I COULD FOR MY SON... HARANGUING HIM EACH AND EVERY DAY OF HIS CONFUSED LIFE ABOUT THE DANGERS OF THE UNNATURAL LIFE HE WAS LEADING. NOW LOOK WHERE HE IS... WHERE 'JOAN' IS. IT'S NO COINCIDENCE THEIR LIVES WERE TAKEN PREMATURELY (ALTHOUGH IN THE CASE OF TRISTRAM I DO FEEL HE WAS JUDGED TOO EARLY AND I MISS HIM SO!)

    AS FOR THE CROSS... YOU'VE EVERY RIGHT TO FEAR IT!

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  10. I think we can probably trace all his problems back to those FIFTEEN years...

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  11. IT WAS ACTUALLY SIXTEEN YEARS BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS THE BOY!

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  12. What a change of direction from the previous utterly heart breaking story!!! Hilarious to say the least.

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  13. Absolut Ruiness, I have to be quick as I'm just rushing out...

    The other story isn't finished... that's an ongoing saga and between that will be the genre pieces. It'll take a little getting used to following daily, but for future readers who discover this site they will have it all neatly catalogued in the sidebar genre links.

    Thanks for your words... XXX

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  14. And I thought it was one of these:
    http://www.nacionaldesign.com/wp-content/wild4.jpg

    The world never ceases to amaze me =]

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  15. Gurney, what the hell is that thing? Looks like it can dial, bite, talk, vibrate, fuck or be fucked... weird. If I had to hazard a guess I'd say it's a telephone for a leech... X

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  16. Oh Shane,
    This was just a nice moment of humor after I read the intense heart-breaking letter that came before it. (I hate to have taken so long but I've been getting myself enrolled in college, so that I can finally get some of my dreams going.) I am very interested to see what you have up your sleeve. Someday, I assure you, you will see what all I have up mine.

    The Kingdom Comes,
    Dr. Dusty D. Rose.

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  17. Hiya Doctor! X

    Really, you NEVER have to apologize or feel bad for missing posts or not being around. I said to someone in an earlier comment that the benefit of being my friend is you don't have to read my words. That wasn't a joke. I meant that over time we already earned each others respect, and I know without you even reading what you think of what I do. I will never forget you girls and guys who stood by me and supported my words even before they had a publisher. So you don't worry about ever being away... all I ask is a little "Hi" every now and again, and to let me know everything is OK;

    And I know you have greatness up your sleeve Dusty... I've known it forever in little things I've read of yours which blew me away. Lets just hope that one day someone'll give us a buck or two for all our efforts. X

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  18. Well really I think it was more that I was sad to be missing out for a few days. Haha.
    I finally started reading book books again but, for the longest time the only fiction reading I did was on this thing.

    It's an epidemic:
    http://www.salon.com/books/laura_miller/2011/06/28/stopped_reading_fiction

    I expressed this to DC the other day but it's really a wonderful feeling to know that you have the support and camaraderie of these people on here most of whom I have never met, and may never get to.

    The money part is a lot of the reason why I'm going back to school to get a business degree. My passions are much more artistic but I know how to do that already. Aside from having a safety net for my later life my real dream is to start my own publishing company and kinda save the printed page from the big black hole that is the internet.
    And when that day comes, I'll most certainly remember the people that supported me most.

    The Kingdom Comes,
    D r .

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  19. Visiting the Doctor twice in one day... scary stuff!

    I never read fiction for story, always for style and rhythm. Very rarely i even finish a novel... it doesn't interest me. That's why I enjoy writers like Dostoevsky - it's fiction but wih no real end.

    I don't think you need to save the printed page. As the worlds resources dwindle, and physical space becomes less and less, and we become more mobile, I think it's only natural that we begin recording and storing things on keys and chips. Books will always exist, but as a growing business I think it's not a wise place to invest money in paper and ink. And not just because of the resources, also because of how new generations think and need physical books less. Where we grew up feeling more comfortable with a printed book (and i still do), generations now (but especially to come) feel more at home without that bulk and reading from monitors and ipads. So I think all arts and artists need to embrace the 'now', because this is 'our' time, and even the art of publishing needs to finally stop riding a dying wave and jump off at a point of high velocity taking the old with it and making it into something new.

    I think there is a a huge profit to be had with online publishing, and I'm not talking ebooks, but buying online writers space and selling access to it (or to certain parts of it). I think the first person to do that is gonna hit the elusive Klondike gold, and of course, they will also retain all physical publishing rights too. We just need someone with money and balls, but unfortunately the two aren't very compatible and most people with bollocks lost all their money years ago (precisely for having those balls!)But there are still some with cash and bollocks and the more traditional forms of publishing dwindle the more people will be looking to invest 'book' money in other ways. We'll see, but I really think for someone innovative, with profitable publishing dreams, going online is certainly worth huge consideration. It'd be a risk but with everything to gain, and if not, at least a memorable way to lose everything one has!

    You'll do well no matter what... I'm convinced of that. X

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  20. Thanks again for all the complements. Wowie Zowie.
    It's pretty close to what I've been thinking (with some really great insights added.) I think I got a little too much bravado in my fingers when I was typing that at first. The printing that would be done would be super deluxe special editions and most other would be done electronically.
    A lot like the music industry.
    Now, if only I can learn enough to understand what I'm doing before someone else gets to it.
    You'll have to be my special European consultant.

    The Kingdom Comes,
    D R .

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